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After the disaster that was Tim Burton & Mark Wahlberg’s reboot of Planet of the Apes, I told myself to just abandon all hope that the franchise could ever do better than the original film. And so when I heard about Rise of the Planet of the Apes I had no intention of learning more about it but I knew I was gonna watch it anyway but with the same level of interest as when I watch B-rated horror movies (not a lot). But for clarification, this movie is actually not a reboot, nor is it a prequel rather it’s something of a unique take on the series; it’s actually a pre-boot. See, they’re starting over but with an alternate reality different from the timeline of the original film. This is kind of the same technique that they did with Star Trek and that turned out to be a really good choice so hopefully it works for Apes as well.
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Captain America: The First Avenger

Posted: August 6, 2011 in movies

I like long walks at the beach

I’ve had mixed feelings about this film for a few months now. On one hand I’m so happy that there’s gonna be a capt america movie and that it actually ties in to the avengers movie for next year and on the other hand I’m scared because I didn’t think Cap would translate well to the big screen plus I hated the fact that they had to kill of Bucky again just so the comics would tie-in well with the release of the film. But Thor has proven me wrong in that even the hardest superheroes to write for can still be brought to the big screen in an awesome manner.
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First of all, let’s just take a moment to soak in the bad-assery of Harry Potter series. This is like our generation’s Star Wars (esp since I refuse to recognize the existense of Star Wars I-III) and it’s really an awesome kid’s book series, so awesome in fact that even us adults have become fans of it as well.

Having said that I think there’s one big circlejerk going on when it comes to reacting to or reviewing the last installment of the Harry Potter series. Everyone seems to be saying it’s a very good film but how much of our feelings/reviews are being swayed to the positive side of things because of nostalgia or because of the fact that this will be the last Harry Potter movie ever?

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Transformers 3 review

Posted: June 29, 2011 in movies
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If you stop and analyze or try to understand what’s going on in transformers 3 while you’re watching it then you won’t like this film. The pacing is as bad as Green Lantern and what’s worse is that the film tries so hard to be funny during the 1st and 2nd act but it keeps failing miserably. This movie is nearly 3 hours long even though it could easily trim 20-30 minutes of useless scenes (i.e. the interview with Fox news). One of the things I hated in Transformers 2 was the scene where all the autobots were all racing to meet with the decepticons and the next scene optimus prime ended up all alone vs the bad guys. It didn’t make sense and it was a lousy shortcut to create suspense and make the odds stack against the good guys. Transformers 3 did it twice this time.. there was a horrible jumpcut wherein they never showed the alien ships reaching earth, after 2 seconds of screentime they just appeared out of nowhere! And also during the 3rd act the autobots were valiantly fighting off the bad guys and then the next scene they were all suddenly captured, WTF?!
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Dear John Movie Review

Posted: March 3, 2010 in movies


There’s been quite a few movies based on Nicholas Sparks novels, Message in a bottle (1999), A Walk to Remember (2002), The Notebook (2004) and Nights in Rodanthe (2008). I’ve watched all these movies except Message in a bottle; The Notebook is still one of my favorite ‘chick-flicks’ and even Nights in Rodanthe wasn’t that bad. The latest film to draw inspiration from Nicholas Sparks’ books is Dear John, this time the lead role goes to Channing Tatum who plays an army fellow and the leading lady is Amanda Seyfried who plays a girl named Savannah. 

I usually try to be light on the spoilers during my reviews but this time I’m going to spoil as many details as possible. The thing is, if you’re in a relationship you’re probably going to be forced to watch this film anyway so I’m just making sure you know what you’re getting your self into.

John Tyree (Channing Tatum) is an Army soldier who’s on leave when he meets Savannah Lynn Curtis (Amanda Seyfried) who’s enjoying spring break with a couple of friends. Savannah accidentally drops her purse on the beach and John jumps off the dock to get it for her because her whole life is in that purse. We never saw what was in that purse so I’m just going to assume that they made up everything to justify Savannah’s attraction to John when they first met, that and his chiseled abs probably. The thing is, the chemistry just wasn’t there, I never once believed that these two were in love with each other even if you add in that cheesy montage of the 2 weeks they spent together.

Their first fight was ok; I mean I’d be angry too if you called my dad retarded even if you meant to help and even if you knew what you were talking about. But the way they made up was just rubbish, I mean John beat up two of Savannah’s best friends and he was forgiven because he wrote one letter?!

So now John and Savannah are supposed to be madly in love with each other (which I don’t buy) but their farewells are moving nonetheless. They then begin a long distance relationship and exchange handwritten letters (which are more personal and sweet) for a very long time. After John’s service, 9/11 happens and he’s torn between his sense of duty to his country and his love for Savannah. They argue again, and this time during the first part of the argument Savannah just walks away and didn’t want to talk it over at all which made no sense, maybe the director needed a better scene other than the backyard porch.


So eventually John goes back to the army, and for 2 years they go back to writing letters to each other. After several months John, gets a Dear John letter from Savannah saying that she’s already been engaged to someone else. Shortly after John gets shot in the line of duty and after a few weeks of recovery he wanted to reenlist. After a while John had to go home because he was informed that his father had suffered a stroke. John stays with his father while he’s hospitalized and it’s during this time where we see the only good scene in the film. John wrote a letter to his father, (because that’s what he does) but then ends up reading it to him because his father is too weak to even open it up. This is definitely my favorite scene of the whole movie because Channing Tatum acted pretty well and of course Richard Jenkins was just awesome.

After the death of his father John decides to see Savannah only to find out that she got married to Tim and not Randy (Scott Porter). And they of course get into a fight, with John asking why she never bothered to call then Savannah saying that if she heard his voice it would just make her come back to him. She then pretty much says that she married Tim (Henry Thomas) out of pity and because she likes his kids too. It turns out Tim has cancer and an experimental drug that Savannah’s rich family can’t afford is his only chance to extend his life. In an act of kindness John sells his father’s coin collection and anonymously donates the money to Tim’s operation. John goes back to the army, Tim eventually dies and in the last scene of the film John and Savannah met each other again and they ended up hugging each other. 

Overall you this is a pretty lousy movie, its cheesy town population John and Savannah, it’s like eating a meal where all the side dishes were above average while the main course had maggots in it. The real hook in films like this is the relationship between the two leads and ultimately the chemistry was never there. There are scenes where Channing does a good job (but he never pulls of being awkward or shy, I mean this guy seems like he’s the new Joss Hartnett only with a narrower acting range) and there are some scenes where Amanda acts well too but they never act well in the same scene! Not once did I believe that they were playing two people in love that’s why the story fails. It tries to add interesting things like the effects of 9/11, autism and even a surprise twist but these things are supposed to add to main point of the story but instead they ended up stealing the spotlight. Same thing with the actors, Henry Thomas who plays John’s dad just shows you how to pull off subtle acting that evokes more emotions than anything that John and Savannah could come up with.

There you have it, watch this film knowing that it’s not even half the film that The Notebook was, or just watch the trailer since it pretty much tells you the whole story already. But if you do end up watching it, hats off to you, since you obviously love your partner enough that you would suffer through this film, oh and I bet you watched Twilight too! 

Up In the Air Movie Review

Posted: February 27, 2010 in movies


Up in the Air is the 3rd feature film from writer/director Jason Reitman, the two films before this one are thank you for smoking and Juno. I loved both the later films and this third one is a film adaptation of the 2001 novel by Walter Kirn, also entitled Up in the Air. 

The movie starts off  with a nice montage of aerial views from different states in the US accompanied by nice music and for someone who never gets to travel it was nice to see  things that frequent flyers often come across. The film’s main character is Ryan Bingham (George Clooney), a career transition counselor or in simpler terms a guy who fires people for a living and right after the beginning credits you see real people expressing how they felt when they got fired. That’s an excellent way to introduce Ryan Bingham because it shows the audience exactly what he encounters when he does what he does best. He’s also made travelling an art form as everything he does from packing his luggage to checking in at the airport is done with amazing accuracy and efficiency.

George Clooney did a lot for this character but did it with such ease because Ryan Bingham seems a lot like him in real life, or maybe that’s just how great actors work, they make you believe that their like the characters they portray in real life. The script was clearly written with him in mind and although I think Robert Downey Jr. could do most of the acting he wouldn’t be able to make the character as likable as Clooney did. You see Ryan Bingham was never presented as a bad guy or a good guy in then film, he was a guy with a job that would make anyone seem bad in nature but still you didn’t hate him for that, he’s just a guy with different views and happens to be really good at doing a ‘dirty’ job and he manages to pull you in so much so that you root for him to succeed in everything and for me that includes hoping that even though people he fires might not deserve it, i hoped that they finished their conversation believing all of Ryan Bingham’s rubbish.

In a chance encounter in Dallas he comes across someone who is essentially his female counterpart, Alex Goran (Vera Farmiga).  Vera acts very well and as good as George Clooney was in this film she was still able to hold her own and make it feel like we are seeing two people that are attracted to each other as equals, granted Ryan has a lot more miles under his belt but that’s not really the point.  I really loved their interactions throughout the film and this first encounter was so well edited because the camera lingers enough to show subtle facial expressions during the scene.

Anna Kendrick of Twilight fame plays Natalie Keener a smart and young professional who threatens Ryan Bingham’s lifestyle by introducing technology into the mix, instead of traveling across the United States to fire people she proposes that their company should just lay people off via web conference. This movie was Anna  Kendrick’s chance to shine and like Vera Farmiga performs really well alongside the Hollywood elite. I couldn’t look at her when she starts shouting and lecturing Bingham because her eyebrows just looked weird when she was angry but other than that she did really well in this film. She provides an alternate view and sometimes even a wake up call for Ryan and she adds humorous scenes to the film as well. 

The rest of the cast also did a fine job and that includes Jason Bateman who plays Ryan’s boss Craig Gregory, J.K. Simmons and Zach Galifianakis who were both fired by Ryan were also even though they basically had one scene in the film. 

The thing that’s so great about this movie is that you’re getting more than what you pay for. It shines the light on the current economic situation and if you’re in a country that has a double digit unemployment rate or maybe you or someone you know have been laid off as well this film will definitely strike a chord especially during the scenes where Ryan Bingham does his work and when the film cuts to clips of real people getting fired. It’s also a nice romantic comedy that couples watching the show will appreciate, its not overly sappy but there’s enough romance in the film for lovers, plus it offers a unique twist at the end. It’s  a kinda feel good movie, for anyone looking to be inspired you can take Ryan Bingham’s motivational speeches and see what your backpack contains and its up to you how you want to fill its contents and show how much you appreciate them. 

This film just does everything, its a compelling drama and yet it’s also candid in tackling a lot of things in life from the normal to the grand but in a very personal way. At this point I’m just rambling praises about the movie, but that’s how good it is, it manages to do all these things and combines them seamlessly into one film thanks to great editing by Dana Glauberman and direction by Jason Reitman. 

And I’m not entirely pissed about the fact that my review is 3 months late because I live in Singapore because I can’t wait to see this film again and I only have to wait a week or 2 before the DVD is released!



Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief  is a movie adaptation based on the book of the same name. It’s being compared to Harry Potter because its a popular children’s book that also has mass appeal and with the HP series coming to an end would this new series be able to capture the hearts of movie-goers as well? 

The story begins with Percy Jackson (Logan Lerman) living a slightly unsatisfying high school life. He’s suffering from what is first thought of as ADHD and dyslexia plus his mom is in a relationship with a loser. So I guess this story automatically makes him relatable, but alas the twist.. he’s a son of a God, a major one at that.. Poseidon! He is accused of stealing Zeus’ lightning bolt so he has to go undertake a quest to find whoever stole the bolt in 14 days else there will be a war between Gods. Why he was the first person Zeus thought of I have know idea, I guess Hades’ off-springs are a bunch of goody little two shoes demigods that love their parents and uncles so much that they wouldn’t even think of overthrowing them. So now his quest begins to retrieve Zeus’ bolt before all hell breaks loose.  

Percy Jackson  is charming enough to pull-off a lead role but for me his acting still falls a bit short, a good example is when something bad happened to his mom he reacted with such flat emotion that I already knew that she was gonna be okay. I felt that the relationship between Percy and his mom, Sally (Catherine Keener) could’ve worked better if they were played by better actors. Grover (Brandon Jackson) who plays Percy’s junior guardian, was the only one that seems to make the scenes enjoyable, especially when there’s no CGI monsters involved. And although the idea of having a token black guy, or in this case half-goat , just for laughs kinda turns me off I can’t deny the effectiveness of his jokes. The daughter of Athena Annabeth (Alexandra Dadario) was such a bore to watch, sure she’s strong, she’s supposed to be strong, beautiful and smart but even with those traits her character or maybe the portrayal felt empty. All I can remember is that she has pretty eyes, her first seen was a sword training that looked to choreographed especially because they decided to show it in slow mo and she said something about having strong emotions, maybe because she really didn’t have a lot of material to work with or maybe she was just plain boring. 

Supporting casts are even bigger names than the main actors, you have Pierce Brosnan as a centaur drill sergeant (Chiron), Uma Thurman as Medusa  Sean Bean plays Zeus. Their acting was great but the script they had to work with was horrible.The script was probably the lousiest thing in the movie, I think I heard “hey guys, check this out” three times too many. “This is your problem not mine, this is your war not mine,” was another line I hated oh, and Zeus’ “Let there be peace” decree.

The music was also pretty bad, and the jokes they were trying to pull-off were on the nose, oh we’re going to visit Hades, queue in “Highway to Hell!” And going back to the CGI, they were pretty ‘meh’ Hades looked awesome but he didn’t present a threat to the protagonists, things that were trying to kill them like the minotaur and hydra just didn’t help in making the audience feel that Percy and his friends were in any real danger. Kudos to Uma Thurman for providing a bit of tension during her encounter with Percy’s crew. Even the final battle was so boring,  do you expect me to feel that Hermes’ son would present any real threat to Poseidon’s boy? 

It’s good that this film’s running time is pretty short its less than two hours which is suitable for a film that has an epic storyline but doesn’t feel epic at all.This film had a lot of good things to work with, the idea of having ancient Greek mythology applied to modern times is very interesting and thanks to this movie I’m more curious to check out the book because I’m sure it succeeds on areas where this movie fails. And as always with movies like these, its better to bring along kids ‘coz they’re the ones that  aren’t jaded with these stories and effects.